I laughed so hard, I thought I'd never start

From a New York Times report on the SPP meeting in Montebello. Interesting to see that they had to put a hot link to Canada in the report, just in case any of the readers weren't exactly sure where or what it was.

Steven Harper does stand-up. (Don't give up your day job, Stevie. What am I saying? Please, please give up your day job.)

“A couple of my opposition leaders have speculated on massive water diversions and superhighways to the continent — maybe interplanetary, I’m not sure, as well,” Mr. Harper deadpanned.